I killed my Facebook self on Friday. I've finally had enough with the thoroughly hyprocritical way in which I couldn't stand Facebook, but wanted to be on it regardless.

Here's an assorted list of reasons why Facebook irritates the hell out of me:

1. It's a successful community website, which this isn't.
2. The applications drive me mad.
3. I don't have a funwall, so how can anyone have posted anything on it?
4. Why the hell would I want to bite chumps?