The entire world was united in horror today as bad news continued to flow from the new Terminal 5 at Heathrow. Opened last week, the new terminal has become a symbol of national shame for Britain, as scores of passengers were inconvenienced by missing baggage and cancelled flights.

Many have been so shocked by the front page news that support groups have had to be established, for those still reeling from disturbing revelations such as baggage sometimes gets lost, brand new airport terminals don't always run smoothly from the first day, and - perhaps most disturbingly of all - flights can sometimes be cancelled.