Everybody stop. This is important.

I know I whine on about the latest this and that in the gadget world, the newest iphone, the best computer, blah blah, but don't worry. That's all finished now. The ultimate gadget has now arrived, finally, and it makes everything else irrelevant.

Yes, it's here. It's a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law, but with a clear view of the sky. Yes, it's the Knight Rider Sat-nav.

Widespread suspicions that we may be entering the biblical "end times" for civilisation were confirmed today, as Disney announced that High School Musical 4 is already in the pipeline. With the third film in the series not even completed yet, the move has been commonly understood to mark the end of all that is good about the world, humanity, and everything worth saving of our wretched, pitiful existence.

The exact date of the inevitable apocalypse is unknown, as is the availability of Zac Efron, but the final crushing blow to the flickering flame of the human spirit will probably premiere as a TV movie in the first instance.