Comedy
There's this rabbit who's walking along, when all of a sudden he gets a bit hungry. So he pops into the local pub and asks for a pint of beer, and their lunch menu. The landlord hands him a pint, and explains they just have toasted sandwiches - there's a cheese toastie, a ham toastie, and a tuna toastie. So the rabbit orders a cheese toastie, drinks his beer, eats the toastie, and leaves.
The next day the rabbit finds himself in the same neighbourhood, and is peckish again. So he goes into the same pub, has another pint, and this time orders the ham toastie. Nice ham, he thinks to himself, as he tucks into his sandwich.
On the third day, the rabbit is once again starving, and the landlord is pleased to serve him up another pint - and, this time, a tuna toastie. The rabbit polishes it all off quickly, but all of a sudden slumps forward on his barstool, dead. The pub falls silent. The landlord, shocked at this turn of events, carries the rabbit out to the back and buries him in the garden - grieving the loss of such a good customer.
The very next day, the pub is packed to the gills at lunchtime, when there's an eerie groan and the ghost of the rabbit walks back into the bar. The regulars all flee, but the landlord is trapped behind his bar, unable to escape the phantom bunny.
"Erm.. I'm sorry rabbit", the landlord pipes up, struggling to make conversation, "was it the beer that killed you?"
"NOOOOooooo" groans the rabbit, "just mixin' ma toasties".
The Forest II: Relentless Thirst Released; reality explodes
Submitted by MickyBoinng on Tue, 18/12/2007 - 17:04.It's been nearly two years, but we're finally done. We had a premiere on Saturday, and it was lovely. Thanks to the 50 or so people who showed up - many more than we were expecting!
THE FOREST II: RELENTLESS THIRST
A year or two after the grim events that led Mike and Liam to take a shortcut through The Forest, they find themselves once again beerless and in desperate need of a fix. They must battle The Simons to retrieve beer. This 20-minute, tongue-in-cheek deadpan action comedy is directed by and stars Liam Comerford and Michael Connor as themselves, and Simon Plant as The Simons. 3D work by Paul Canning.
The Forest II on Stage6
The Forest II on Secret7000.co.uk
We hope you all enjoy. I am now going to sleep for the next few months at least - I'll see you all in the spring.
Secret 7000: Not dead; announce "The Forest II: Relentless Thirst" release date
Submitted by MickyBoinng on Thu, 11/10/2007 - 23:54.The Secret 7000 have finally announced the release date for their film "The Forest II: Relentless Thirst". Clocking in at about 20 minutes in length, this short, tongue-in-cheek action deadpan comedy will be premiered at FACT Cinema in Liverpool, on Saturday December 15th, 2007. If anyone wants to show up, please contact The '7000 via their website. The film will get an internet debut in the hung-over, fuzzy hours of the morning of December 16th.
To see the teaser trailer for The Forest II, visit the site here, dawg.
Oneliners - heard on stage at the Edinburgh Festival
Submitted by Tim on Tue, 10/10/2006 - 10:37.I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
- Marcus Brigstocke at the Assembly Rooms
Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.
- Jimmy Carr
The right to bear arms is slightly less ludicrous than the right to arm
bears.
- Chris Addison at the Pleasance
My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most
of our family holidays in Customs.
- Patrick Monahan at the Gilded Balloon
The dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died. Dido must be
sh*tting herself.
- Colin & Fergus at the Pleasance
My parents are from Glasgow which means they're incredibly hard, but I