World weeps over Airport Disaster
The entire world was united in horror today as bad news continued to flow from the new Terminal 5 at Heathrow. Opened last week, the new terminal has become a symbol of national shame for Britain, as scores of passengers were inconvenienced by missing baggage and cancelled flights.
Many have been so shocked by the front page news that support groups have had to be established, for those still reeling from disturbing revelations such as baggage sometimes gets lost, brand new airport terminals don't always run smoothly from the first day, and - perhaps most disturbingly of all - flights can sometimes be cancelled.
A flight from Terminal 5, yesterdayThe graphic pictures of chaos at the terminal, which included uncensored images of people sitting down without their baggage, have made millions physically ill. "This is the most important and shocking thing to ever happen to the human race", said a spokesman yesterday. "It's unthinkable that such inhuman suffering is still possible in the world". He then wept, and ritually burnt a union jack.
In other news, officials are investigating shocking new claims that other forms of public transport may be occasionally late or cancelled, missing a flight isn't really the end of the world, and that a few hiccups in a new airport terminal aren't actually going to kill anyone at the end of the day.
Surprised
I still can't believe I didn't hear this Monty Python song once over the weekend.
I've got to post those
I've got to post those lyrics!
Written in 1980! The prescience!
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
It makes a depressing poem,
It makes a depressing poem, that it's all still valid. Still it's a jaunty little tune.