Well Christmas is only days away (approximately 83 as it happens) and in the recent spirit of increased commerce, I've reopened the amazing Boinng Shop over at http://www.cafepress.com/boinng - here you'll find an exciting range of desirable accessories for life, all sporting variations on the "classic" boinng logo.

This is all very exclusive gear, considering that only five people in the whole world even know Planet Boinng exists, and you won't find any of it in C&A. Not this year, anyway.

Prices are moderate to, well, pricey, but remember - any profits will go straight into a lump of coal, some stale bread, or perhaps even a new blanket to shelter me and the wife, as winter draws in. Have a heart, guv.