++SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT++

While I realise that Tim's ant infestation has somewhat dampened spirits here, I bring news that will bring looks of delight (or indifference) to the faces of the Boinng faithful: the return of the 'MinorCeleb Premier League', MinorCeleb.co.uk's very own fantasy football league.

Read on to find what it's all about, and how to join!Basically, you are given a transfer budget to 'buy' a team of Premiership players. You then score points based o­n those players' performances in real life games.
Last season's league was a pretty low-key affair, with o­nly a few teams entered, and hardly any mention of it o­n the site. Well, next season, I like the idea of it being a major feature o­n the site, with major updates, etc.

So, basically, I want as many people as possible to enter. As an incentive, the eventual winner of the league come next May will win a prize. That's right - A PRIZE!!!
If enough people sign up, I might introduce a second league into the mix so we can have a bit of promotion and relegation going o­n too.

If you know nothing about football, don't worry! You could do what Tim did last year, and just pick a team based o­n which players' names you find funny!

If you're interested in entering the league, email

, and I'll send you the invite you so crave.

All together now: It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming...