Happier daysSo thanks then Gordon, it's been fun, I'm looking forward to the pantomine of the next few days/weeks while we have various senior party members telling the world that you're the best leader ever and this ladies' not for turning etc, but do please remember that it's all for show, and don't forget to leave in a dignified manner when it's all over. Come in number 10, your time is up.

I've no idea who's going to replace you, but I do know that somebody must. You've had a good go, but the job's not for you, let's be honest. The most important thing you can do for the country and the party now is make sure there's at least a chance that Cameron won't win the next election, by ensuring it's not simply you he has to beat. Goodbye, and good luck.