Of great interest to the student of Boinng culture is the effect that a single character in one film by the late great Jim Henson has had on the planet's development.

We can all learn from the Lilo, or air-bed; most humble of all of God's leisure inflatables. Consider the comforts of this rubber wonder. Asks it not for reupholstering, nor expensive home insurance. The laundry recieves short shrift, as do those who speak of laundry or needlessly advocate similar chores.

Fruit kills. People who eat fruit must be warned that they face certain death. No one in the entire history of the world has ever survived eating fruit.

George Lucas' great talents as a script writer are often overlooked. Here, we find some valuable life lessons in the texts of The Phantom Menace...