Following hot the heels of the: "Foreign Nationals" scandal, the "UK Nationals, with overseas records" debacle, the "Absconded terrorist suspects" slip up, and the "escaped prisoners right to privacy" disaster; came the news this weekend that the home office cannot enforce travel bans on drug dealers, or locate over 300 registered sex offenders.

John Reid could not be found for comment.

p.s. Peeing in public can get you on the sex offenders register, so always go before you leave the house.

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Crazy Dave