The legal stuff. Every site has to have it. Apparently it’s “the law” or something. Here’s ours:

Privacy - We care about your privacy. Seriously, we do. That’s why no page on this site will ever reveal your email address, for example, unless you purposefully choose to do so. This site is not run for profit, and in fact makes no money whatsoever, so we’re not interested in selling your information to anybody. We will never do that.

As a public forum for debate, discussion, and really wild times, it’s easy for members to get carried away and reveal personal information about themselves that they perhaps – in the cold light of day – would wish they hadn’t. Although we try to protect members from any form of abuse, and will banish wrongdoers, our powers are limited. So please be careful out there. Remember this site is no different to your local pub – if you decide to stand on the table and pull your pants down, that’s your prerogative.

Copyright - Any logos and trademarks appearing on this site remain the property of their respective owners. The comments are the property of the posters (e.g. you lot) and the rest is copyright us. Seem fair?

Advertising - From time to time we might run some advertising on the site - if you do see any, these will be managed by Google, and are covered by their own privacy policy which you'll find here.

Boinng Merchandise - Planet Boinng goodies are available to purchase from the Boinng Shop, which is provided by the good people of Cafepress. Their privacy policy can be found here. Please note that these goods, and the entire order process, are managed by Cafepress - not us - so we can't answer any order queries here, sorry.

Terms of use - By using this site, you agree that we aren’t responsible for your hairline, waistline, any acts of god that may befall you or your computer during the course of your visit, the crust of your pizza, or anything else that’s beyond our reasonable control. The features available on this site may change on a regular basis or disappear altogether, as may the site itself, depending on the mood of the webmaster. If you are a regular visitor, please remember to take occasional breaks, get some fresh air and exercise, and talk to normal people once in a while. If the normal people attack you, we aren’t responsible for that either. In fact, to sum things up, by using this site you agree that we aren’t responsible for anything.