i'll be your godfather, if you like?

i don't care no i wouldn't dare to fix the twist in you (Sick Puppies : All The Same)

i think you'd be an excellent replacement for that non-celeb washout, but.. do you have balls enough for the job? i should warn you, i'm in constant need of moral guidance.. and pocket money..

Delete! Delete!

actually, i havent any balls.... will that be a problem?

i don't care no i wouldn't dare to fix the twist in you (Sick Puppies : All The Same)

i've just had a thought... does anyone know who my godmother is? because, erm... i'm not actually sure myself

Delete! Delete!

i could be your god farther...

give me a min to get the cotton wool to stick into my cheeks and a while to master the italian-american accent

PS any one own a horse?

if($pappo == "beaten"){
print("it beats pappo");
}

no but i have one in the feild next to me! its a viciouse bastard!

My sistere used to have one and i know where i can get hold of a fare few, just so long as you return them with back in one piece that'll be fine

Cheese I choose you!