you mean every second, right?

Yes, we have mini-cheddars every second.. and twiglets.

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really? twiglets? wow. that is so... wow.

twigglets and mini-cheddars!?!?! you never said

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he didnt, did he? kept them all for himself, didnt he? rude, isnt he?

You never gave me any mini cheddars. I feel unloved.

i think we have a revolt unless tims give us min-cheddars and twiglets

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Does anybody really like Twiglets? Or we just eat them because we think we OUGHT to like them?

well, to be very honest, some of us don't even know what they are

That was my next question, but I didn't want to seem Belgianist!!

I like twiglets. They are my favourite of all the corn-based snacks with yeast extract.

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I'm not even going to dignify that with the obvious reply, silly!

They're meant to taste like Marmite, but they really don't, do they?

they do, sort of. just with extra twig. i think it's become unfashionable to like twiglets, but i'm bucking the trend.

hooray for their twigletty goodness.

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i always thought they looked like nik naks that have been left in oven too long.....

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they're much older than nik-naks... older than snacktime itself...

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hehe that would explain why they look like fossils

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in defence of the legendary British Twiglet, i present these glowing reviews:

http://www.taquitos.net/snacks/detail/index.php?snack_code=712

actually that was the most glowing review i found, but the sheer weight of tasteless american foodies who think they're "gross" only strengthens the case, in my opinion.

Winston Churchill ate twiglets on the Cliffs of Dover. Probably.

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I dont like twiglets. How about matchmakers? Aren't they the best thing ever? All different flavours too.

The mint matchmakers are the best but from twiglets to matchmakers? that was a massive foodstuffs jump!
Oh and i always thought that Winston Churchill looked more like a Monster Munch man personally

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mint matchmakers rock... and I don't like twiglets.

-the bouncy sleepy bar of chocolate

They are nice, i like the crunchieness of them! have just realised that i'm starving now, i might have to go on a mint matchmaker mission!

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Twiglets are crunchier. And less minty.

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they are distinctly non-minty but somtimes mint is a good thing - like if you have indigestion for instance. Matchmakers have the advantage of making a more satisfying noise when you snap them.

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mint is a wonderful thing. It's so much easier to have too much marmite than too much mint...

-the bouncy sleepy bar of chocolate

mint's ok, but it has no yeasty goodness. explain "too much marmite" - this does not compute.

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oh that's easy. Anything more than a mild tinge is too much marmite.

-the bouncy sleepy bar of chocolate

that's just nature's way of saying you shouldn't have toasted the second loaf..

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second loaf? in this house, we're lucky to even have half a loaf, let alone more than one....

-the bouncy sleepy bar of chocolate

Imagine a toaster where you could toast an entire loaf! the danger being that i would eat it all and get even bigger and pop or something! or have to be rolled away like whatsherface in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!

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I already have the finest toaster known to man but sadly it won't do a whole loaf. I think that might still be beyond our limited science, or perhaps even the laws of physics.

the real danger is that such a device would toast with the heat of a thousand suns and then collapse into supernova, eventually creating a small black hole in your kitchen. teaspoons and other essential cutlery might then be lost.

This message was edited by:Tim on 2004-01-27 08:19

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