kinda boring, me....
Cat
Catrin (funny that, seeing as how it's my name)
Cati
Sunny (yes, people do...)

Occasionally Mair or Caitlin (other family members getting confused...)

Honey, sweetie, babe, and similar (my sis calls me honey, it's not just Giz!)

and of course the eternal 'chuck' (or 'duck', depending on the Lincolnshireness of the person)

-the bouncy sleepy bar of chocolate

i forgot "tims" and "timmy", but those are reserved for carefully selected blondes.

Delete! Delete!

sofie (obviously)
fie
sfie
fietje
fieke

and a whole bunch of dutch words that are private

dunc

er...
thats about it

aside from rhyming other words with 'dunc', but I'll leave those to your imagination

cat man
brendon the abusive christmas skirrell (dont ask)
sarki sk8a.
slave! (gf cary)
sweedish porn star!

Paul
Pablo
Mr Pablo
Paulus
Pabloshious
Canning (skallies at school who can only pronounce peoples surnames)
Stoner Boi
erm thats about it

'Oi' normally.

Andy the rest of the time. Apart from Dan, who calls me 'Shaw' for no real reason (other than that being my name, that is).

i forgot "sofia", which actually is bulgarija's capital (hoping you spell bulgarija that way, probably not), also the greek word for "wisdom"

you were close, it's Bulgaria...

wisdom, eh...

-the bouncy sleepy bar of chocolate

i dont like the sound of that "eh"...

Well it's probably a good job you didn't actually hear it then, eh?

imagine it as a nice eh

-the bouncy sleepy bar of chocolate

/me looks at his name...

Giz (no idea, honest)

and that's about it.

Big Gorram Line of the Week

"Well… my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood."

you forgot Pete... (I mean, I know Sue didn't realise that was you, but still)

-the bouncy sleepy bar of chocolate

Mike, Michael, Micky Boy, Connor, Bint, Dude

Jo,
Joey,
Joanne, (which I hate)
Spanky, ( from simpsons)
Mistress Spank,
Almighty Mistress Spank,
Chewy,
anna,
Spank
J,
King Rat, ( god knows)
Kanga, ( from joey)
...erm...
K (middle name)
Kat, (as above)
Princess Chewina
...I think thats it,

i don't have any really :/ (not that i know of anyway)

Party!

sure you do vilder!!!

that was only ped...an hes a retard.

Party!

what kind of a name is ped, anyway?

Delete! Delete!

Chris
Christopher(which i hate for blatant reasons)
Monkman
Monkey
Chunky
Le Chunk
random guy
random
ahhh it's him(don't ask)

and thats about it for things ppl call me
oh 'cept blue/bluemonk

Cheese I choose you!

there's going to be something obvious, but... what's the monk connection?

Delete! Delete!

just look at my surname....'monk'man...... geddit' now?

Cheese I choose you!

look at your surname.. where?

Delete! Delete!

here perhaps?

Hmmm, this could take a while:
midget
mouse
smurf
wee-woman
oompa-loompa
mini-me
Lea
short-arse
litt'lun
Chewbacca (bad hair day back in the days of yr8)
chewy
lou-lou

Maybe people should just say: Oi, you!! or summat, might be easier!!!

Oh, yes, you might have guessed, i'm only 'ickle!!!

ooh remembered more....
bunge (no idea why, just got called it one day)
bacon
salmon

(the few above were all thought up by a strange friend of mine)
[ This message was edited by: smurf-gal on 2003-05-01 09:42 ]

but are you really a smurf? that's the important thing. i used to fancy smurfetta, so i reckon mike's a lucky man. or smurf. i mean, i don't know him that well, maybe he's one too. scrumpy's great, isn't it?

Delete! Delete!

Well, I'm the same height (almost, if I stand on tiptoes) as the race of smurfs, but i'm not actually a smurf, because if i was then i'd be captured by the government and locked in a science lab.... the memories......*sniff*

I mean.... oops. Think I've said too much...

*quickly covers up blue skin*

do you fit in a shoebox? cause if you do, i'd like to see that one day

No, unfortunately I'm not that small! Would be useful though, I could go to the cinema without paying, etc. Ah well.