Lifesavers
Submitted by Arindrew on Thu, 19/04/2007 - 23:04.
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.
The children began to say:
Red......................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange..................Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well, she said, I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh, my God, "They're ass-holes!"
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What's a lifesaver?
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A ring shaped fruit flavored
A ring shaped fruit flavored candy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_Savers
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So They're
Like fruit polos then?
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uh...maybe
What's a fruit polo?
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They're sort of like
They're sort of like traditional boiled sweets, only more colourful, and shaped like a polo.
Technological development of
Technological development of the more traditional mint polo -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polo_%28mint%29
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