Yup! I'm the butch one dontcha know.

we like a little variety.

And Marmite. We like Marmite. Or maybe that's just me.

Welcome, Jayne's bitch!

no, i like marmite too. that's best..

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My mate Marmite
dunno if I'm allowed to use that though

My girlfriend likes marmite on crumpets. I fear for her sanity.

Party!

Maybe it's a girlfriend thing cos I like Marmite on crumpets and i'm Tims girlfriend - and i reckon that's enough evidence for me to support my theory

Honestly now...

but i like marmite on crumpets too (or on anything really) so maybe that's why you like them? maybe that's why your my girlfriend.. it's a crumpet compatibility thing..

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That was definitely what attracted me to you, your liking of Marmite on crumpets...

Honestly now...

that and my giant phone..

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i miss that giant phone...
or to be more exact, i miss making fun of that giant phone...

everyone misses the giant phone, apart from me, because everyone else secretly wants my giant phone.. because it's the best and most giant of all.

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see that's where you get confused tim. It *is* the most giant one, but that doesn't make it the best one!

My phone is tiny...

Party!

no see, that's a GOOD thing!

i used to have a phone as big as tims but that was yeeeaarrss ago.. now i've got one thats about the same size as two small boxes of matches and weights about the same.

Cheese I choose you!

see tim? all sane people

Really? see, I had a big phone years ago too, but for some reason i couldn't handwrite my text messages on that phone. I couldn't watch videos, or record them either. Come to think of it, that big phone didn't even have an Opera browser able to render the internet in small screen, or a telnet or FTP client, or a dictionary and thesaurus, or a camera, or an MP3 player, or bluetooth. Perhaps it was broken? I couldn't synch it every day with Outlook, and I couldn't check my emails on it. In fact, of all the big phones I've had in the past, I'm pretty sure this current one is the only one that's ever been able to edit an MS Word document or Excel spreadsheet, or been able to carry around PDF files and read them. None of the others I had could play games like Lemmings or Doom either, I guess I was unlucky?

If I'd only known that big phones could always do these things, and that now there were tiny ones that could do the same.. what a fool i've been...

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lol

Just you wait, the jap's will surely bring out some new phone that all of that and is a small phone with maybe a fold out bit for writing on or something cleaver like that.

Cheese I choose you!

a fold out pad would be quite clever actually... FYI tho SonyEricsson are "the japs", so if anyone's going to do that they will, and i'll get one! until then, the P800/P900 and forthcoming P910 (my next phone, which does have a fold out qwerty keyboard) are the cat's banana.

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