Happy Birthday, you!
(TIP: Print this page and have a keepsake of your special day to treasure forever!)
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We care about our visitors like you here at Boinng, which is why when we heard it was your Birthday, , we just knew we had to celebrate. So here it is, a special party thrown just for .
A Special Birthday Poem: |
Old,
Fallen Leaves |
Birthdays parties can be great fun, but only if you have some friends. That's why Boinng is offering you FREE FRIENDS* for YOUR party. Here they are now!
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"Hello! I'm a LADY in a phone box, and I'm just going to phone you to see if you'd like to come to tea. But wait, here are some more friends- whyit looks like the crew of APOLLO ELEVEN! You are so amazingly popular!" |
"Hi there! Yes, that nice lady is right, we're the crew of Apollo Eleven and we've just beamed down from Outer Space to be with you on your birthday. You're our best friend. Hey, look out, it's one of you're many other friends, BOBO the BEAR! He's out of this world!" |
"Alright mate, I'm Bobo the Bear. Got any veras?" |
*NOTE: Your FREE FRIENDS are available during your birthday only. Any attempt to contact them at any other time may result in criminal prosecution.
Your birthday's almost over now, but never mind- just think, you've got a whole new year to play with. But what lies ahead?
Your Birthday Horoscope for the Coming Year:
It's an exciting time to be making plans, but don't set anything in stone yet. You never know what surprises might be hiding just around the corner, or the Northbound exit on the M27. Instead, spend some time with your family and friends; they're sure to appreciate it later. Pay attention to financial matters too; now is a good time to clear those lingering debts and get your house in order. Lessons learnt from a man in green may be wasted, but look forward to a big reunion with some people you haven't seen in years.
Destiny drives a blue Ford Transit without insurance.
