Hello.

Hi all!

I decided it was about time I got to know myself. Searching about on something they call "Google" (when I invented it, I never realised it would become so popular. I would have chosen a different name if I would have known) I stumbled on this crazy site. I must say I didn't know I had something like this lying around! It's great!
I read it's going through a sad period at the moment though, as the webmaster and his lovely wife have gone missing for a bit. I'm sure I can help keeping this place up and running though, 'cause after all, I am *The Internet*. Whenever I come across something interesting out there, I'll post it up here. This seems like a cousy enough place to stay for a little while.

-Venus-